vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

via / org 28 Jul    27402




teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

via 27 Jul    80763




pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

via / org 27 Jul    63507




geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

via / org 27 Jul    273251




resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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via / org 27 Jul    62527




zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

via / org 26 Jul    196878




iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

via / org 26 Jul    19665




msjewbooty:

when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re not even around anyone else you’re just a disgrace to your own ears

via 26 Jul    142426




parents: We love you.
friends: We love you.
others: We love you.
boy/girlfriend: I love you.
paranoia: They're lying, they're just using you. No one loves you. You're ugly. Everyone hates you. They all talk behind your back. You are unloved.
via / org 25 Jul    156359




harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

via / org 25 Jul    471637




alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

via / org 25 Jul    65150




House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
via / org 25 Jul    280557




if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

via / org 25 Jul    427947




you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

via / org 25 Jul    256114




dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

via / org 25 Jul    344381